DropDeadAtMyFeet

I'm a flute player, so just some jokes I found... THESE AREN'T MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY! I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY IF THEY DO, BUT I'M TRYING TO BE CAREFUL AS I SELECT ONES TO PUT IN! THANK YOU!!!! Why do all the other wood-wind instrument players envy flutes? Because they're the only winds eligible for the no-bell prize. Did you hear about the flute player who was so out of tune that they noticed? Me neither. How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players? When the engines stop, the whining continues. Top ten reasons to play flute: 10. It's low maintenance (no reeds, valve oil, water, mutes, etc. to worry about). 9. Easy

He found it weird, that after all he had fought for in earlier years, that his current job was so easy. assassination had just come naturally to him, after his whole family had betrayed him. If they saw him now, they wouldn't recognise him now. Not at all. With his red streaked white blond hair, pale skin, and icy blue eyes, he was far from his old countenance. He supposed, though, that while he was under contract to remove 5 greek demigods it was a good thing. No one would know who he was. He frowned, contemplating it as he slit the throat of a demigod that was obviously an illusion being used to trap him. When Hephaestus slung a net of ce